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Originally Posted by tkret
Cassie
Perchance you have heard the story of the man who was given the gift to speak with God and to be granted anything he prayed for. The man told The Creator that he would like a bridge to be built from California to Hawaii so that he could visit his family. God explained that the logistics of such an enterprise would be too much and that he should ask for something else, instead. The man asked that he be given the power to understand the workings of the female mind. God thought for a moment and then asked the man "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four lanes".
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that was a good one, but watch out when the women read it.