[Rapscallion St Croix]

I live by Nancy Lopez. All our water comes from the tap without our intervention. My wife boils water for tea in an electric kettle, does it multiple times a day and the inside of that kettle looks brand new. Our water tastes fine. When I shower, the soap lathers up nicely and rinses right off. I have great hair. My lab tests show no signs of high levels of calcium or magnesium. My lawn looks happy.