Fat as a butchers dog.
Gone like a f**t in a breeze.
****ed as a newt.
Drunk as a skunk.
Rare as hens teeth.
Sandwich short of a picnic.
A face that could curdle milk.
I trust you as far as I could throw you.
A face like the back of a bus.
A stitch in time save nine.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
The ship was lost for want of a nail.
Check is in the post.
.......and the dreaded words from my Mother
"Wait till I get you home!"
etc. etc.
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