At a medical check-up:
"Do you do dangerous sports?"
"Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife."
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And here’s another lesson in good manners:
Throwing the bouquet behind you to see who’s next?
Really poor taste at funerals.
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Husband leaves the house with the dog.
Wife asks: "Are you taking the donkey for a walk?"
Husband: "You mean the dog, right?"
Wife: "Shush, I am talking to the dog!"
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