[graciegirl]

Local reporter; Excuse me, Mr. Mz. bird...why are you being pushed around in a cart at Walmart?

Bird; I couldn't find a handicapped scooter with bird controls.

Local reporter; No seriously, who is this person pushing you???

Bird; I don't know, I picked her up in the parking lot.

Local reporter; Many people are offended by you because of your throwing bird seeds and all the bird poop.

Bird; Well everybody eats and poops. Have YOU used the restrooms here????

Local reporter.;Seriously now, don't you think being at Walmart is a bit much???

Bird; Well, I do prefer Costco or B.J.s or Wegmanns or Trader Joes, but the developer is greedy and self serving.

Local reporter; You are offending many many people and people don't like you.

Bird; Excuse me, I see a friend I need to catch up with;