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Old 02-10-2020, 03:46 PM
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The silver colored loofa means you have successfully affixed your hair extension, and are now eligible for a discount on a fancy product that will give you argyrosis if you drink enough of it - and if you buy three, we'll give you your choice of two out of five of our exclusive supplements free, for the price of the other three.

(of course you could just pop a Centrum, wear a wig, and use a decent moisturizing foundation with SPF of 15 or better but let's not spoil the fantasy, hm?)