GG,
Do you have one of those skinny-making lenses that I think Oprah must be using for those magazine covers?
And I recently saw my arch-nemesis Paula Deen (the only woman that Mr. Boomer would ever leave me for) on the cover of a magazine and I think she borrowed Oprah's lense.
So, GG, if you can get one of those lenses, I will fly down there for the photo-op.
You know, I heard that movie stars in the old days used to insist that lenses be smeared with Vaseline to get that nice, kind, soft focus. Do you think that's true? I don't know anything about photography.
Boomer
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