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Old 02-24-2020, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby View Post
Well sure, it would be *preferred*. I'd also prefer MY ladies room to have my name on the door, with a lock, where only I and my personal bathroom-cleaning servant have the key, and I'd like a bidet in there too that keeps the water spray at a consistent warm temperature 24/7 just in case I have to get up at 2:37AM for a quick wizzeroo. I also want my hand towels made of crisp burgundy linen, with matching guest towels and accessories, and all the walls painted a warm cream - semi-gloss, thankyouverymuch.

But if I gotta go, I gotta go. I'll use the crusty nasty dank smelling mens' room if I have to, and I will wipe the seat and put TP on it after, because the only time I'm gonna cop a squat is if I'm outdoors hiking, behind a tree.
I guess that says it all. Wow!