[RedChariot]

Originally Posted by orangeblossombaby

well sure, it would be *preferred*. I'd also prefer my ladies room to have my name on the door, with a lock, where only i and my personal bathroom-cleaning servant have the key, and i'd like a bidet in there too that keeps the water spray at a consistent warm temperature 24/7 just in case i have to get up at 2:37am for a quick wizzeroo. I also want my hand towels made of crisp burgundy linen, with matching guest towels and accessories, and all the walls painted a warm cream - semi-gloss, thankyouverymuch.

But if i gotta go, i gotta go. I'll use the crusty nasty dank smelling mens' room if i have to, and i will wipe the seat and put tp on it after, because the only time i'm gonna cop a squat is if i'm outdoors hiking, behind a tree.

gross!