[Boomer]

GG,

I think I have to tell you something...This thread you started...well, it is causing me some problems. I think I am having flashbacks. Great, GG, just great. Now, I feel a shameless confession coming on.

Sometimes, not very often, but sometimes, things around here can get a little...well, a little ill-mannered. And I remember one time when some things were being said that I did not like one bit.

And when I read the weird, mean, er, ill-mannered stuff, I confess, I heard a little voice in my head. Well, maybe it was not exactly a voice in my head. I think it might have been like in those old cartoons where a devil is on one shoulder and an angel on the other.

Anyway, the voice said, "Ohhhhh, Booooomer. Sign me up. Sign me up. My name is NiceLady and I will do the deed for you. C'mon, Boooooomer, let me go get 'em. You know I can do it. Don't you? You know you want me to. Ohhhhh, Boooomer."

Oh GG, I had to wrestle that demon. I did. I knew that it would not be right. And I made NiceLady go away.

And a time or two, I ventured into political. And I guess I had missed the memo about how I was supposed to check my sense of humor at the door. And I took a hit. It came out of nowhere. I was not expecting it.

And sure enough, I heard another little voice. And the voice said, "Yo! Boom! My name is PunchBowl and I can take this one out for ya. You know you want me to. C'mon, girl, take a walk on the wild side for once. Let me at 'em."

But GG, I resisted again. I just ran away fast from that thread. I did not cry, "Foul." I simply cried, "Fowl." I know I am a chicken sometimes.

So I never took a different name. It just ain't right.

(Maybe I had better ask Tony how to copyright those names, NiceLady and PunchBowl, though, just in case they show up here. Oh great, GG. Now I will have to worry about that happening.)

And something else, too. I think Peachie sounds like me sometimes. Or I sound like Peachie. Peachie uses allusions. Yesterday Pearl Buck. Today Freud with that envy thing in this thread. I use allusions, too.

OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!!

Peachie is allusional. I am allusional.

WHAT IF I AM DELUSIONAL?????

OH, GG, WHAT IF I AM PEACHIE!!!!!!

Oh, GG, what have you wrought? wrote? written? by starting this thread?

Peachie! Peachie! Can you hear me, Peachie? Please tell me you are you.

Boomer Sybil