[Yung Dum]

With the Coronavirus affecting all of us, especially those of us who have to drive to work everyday, I propose a heartwarming solution to ease the pain of one our most beloved institutions. The oil companies. Without millions of newly unemployed customers driving to and from work every day, their profits have dwindled to historic lows. Why should they have to suffer for the sake of the people they have gouged for the past 50 years? I suggest we start a Go Fund Me for the oil companies. Let’s try to ensure they maintain their margin of profit during this health crisis. Are you with me or against me?