Solution to infected New Yorkers coming to TV
Simple solution to New Yorkers bringing infection here: an advertising campaign.
"Come on down to Florida. We are having an early summer here, with temperatures in the 90's. You'll sweat those toxins out of your system in our unrelenting humidity and still air. The shuffleboard courts are open and are a temporary respite from the record setting temperatures we are happy to share with you. Forget Arkansas or Georgia. If you want to lose weight and get that Jimmy Buffett weight loss, faint on your feet feeling, Florida is right for you. Oh, and bring your gun, it's the road rage season for New York and Jersey plates!"
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