All the rec center pools are being sold to The Peoples' Republic of Murika and re-opened to the public at no charge, no ID necessary, no maintenance crews.
All the neighborhood pools will be converted to jello wrestling tubs, participation will be $100 per event with a 50/50 prize doled out to the winner. Seats around the pool to watch the events will be $25 each and come with free beer refills (bring you own ale stein or beer mug) and hotdog with your choice of toppings. Chips and wine will be $5 each.
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