[The Great Fumar]

SCARE AT MICHIGAN !!



Anthrax scare at U of M

Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this
morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rich Rodriguez immediately suspended practice while police
and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the
team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Relieved fumar