[tony]

My son, who lives in Canada, sent this to me.


Subject: Flight attendant

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so
gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline
does she work for?"

Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered
the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank,
confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: Damn, she doesn't work for Delta.

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again "Something special in the air?" She gave him the
same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore
Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him, 'What the ^*&$ do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh, Air Canada."