Stay north of 44 to avoid feral hogs, Zika deaths, skeeters, lack of restaurants, contaminated food trucks, long commute for services, tiny lots, nearby penitentiary, Turnpike hum and fumes, quarry blasting, loudspeaker announcements from Coleman, constant construction and commotion and disillusioned neighbors hoping to resell their homes to move north of 44 where all the action is. Recommend between 466 and 466A. Avoid houses with large oak trees and defoliating magnolia trees. Avoid the drunkards too.
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