Put a nice note in your trunk with a Benjamin attached. When the person at Walmart or Publix see's the note and the money they will give you the thumbs up, a signal that they got the gratuity because that was in the note. They palm the bill and pocket it and nobody has been fired yet. They have a choice, take the money or leave it. They deserve it and more. Lots more. Screw the rules. Get your Alligator arms in your pocket swallow hard cause it ain't gonna be easy for the water drinkers (you know what I mean) and hook these beautiful people up.
I don't like the idea of giving my money to anyone so they can decide who gets it. I am the deciderererer in the money department and nobody else. Like it or lump it. That's That!
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