[Rapscallion St Croix]

From a Vietnam War movie, Off Limits
Dix (Fred Ward):
You're floatin' in a big sea of **** and instead of just stayin' in the boat, no, you reach out and you pick up this one little turd and you say "This turd, well this turd ****es me off. I'm gonna do somethin' about this turd!".

This quote really epitomizes a lot of posts on this forum, and I don't excude myself as an offender.