Fun scene from Some Like It Hot:
Daphne: Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke. I smoke all the time.
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: I can never have children.
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Daphne: But you don't understand, Osgood. (He whips off his wig and changes to his regular voice.) I'm a man.
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.
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A bonus from TV: "There are four lights!"
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