Boomer, if I see a neighborhood cookie sale, I'll be sure to attend. Such a good idea to pass the hard work of others off as my own!
And then I'll put the cookies on my own plates and mess them around a bit so they look disheveled. And then I'll eat a few just to make sure they're acceptable quality. And then I'll just eat a few more to make sure I don't have too many. And then .... I'll gain 10 lbs! And have no cookies left.
Oh, now I remember why I don't bake Christmas cookies.