COMING SOON - For ANYONE NOT Going to Pools, Bars, Restaurants etc - The Ultimate TROLL Device (Looking for a Snappy Name) - Through an Ingenius Lens, Automatically Measures the Distance Between People Congregating and Enjoying Life, Takes a Digital Picture and Automatically Sends it District Employees for Punishment, and both Online Newspapers for Embarrassment. It also comes with a Timer to Measure Time Spent in Pool to Report Similar Violations. Towels on Chairs without people will also be reported and considered abandoned. The perfect Device for Villagers Claiming to Stay Home, but who just can;t help themselves to go out and report on people who refuse to spend the rest of their life avoiding people and staying in the confines of their home. Working on MSRP and Name. Second Release for Advanced Trolls will be for Taking Pictures of Front Yards for Ornament Violations and Immediately and Anonymously Reporting them. Third Release will allow the Voluntarily Homebound to NEVER leave their home to monitor others, but to launch a series of Drones, controlled by the newly formed Villages Club, STAY AWAY FROM ME and STAY HOME - for the Voluntarily Cloistered .
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