[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by fromct

“There’s a new Virus”

to the tune of “I got a Woman” - with apologies to Ray Charles

Well, there’s a new virus, Spreadin around

It’s after you, It’s after me – Oh Yeah

There's a new virus, Trampin around, It’s all over, This big ol world

It sends your fever up, It messes up your lungs, It don’t quit until you drown

There’s a new virus, Spreadin around

It’s after you, It’s after me - Oh Yeah

Now the med folks, Say keep your distance, And wear that mask - Oh Yeah

I say Hell No, I know better, None of that crap for me - Oh Yeah

It doesn’t matter, If I splatter, I’m just doin what I gotta do

Tell those med folks, where to stick it, I know my rights – Oh Yeah

I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me – Oh Yeah

I’m goin’ crazy, Bein’ cooped up, It’s bad for me

I need to get back, To livin’ my way, Hell, I paid my amenity fees

Sure, there’s a new virus, All around, But it won’t get me – Oh Yeah

No, It won’t get me, It might get you, But it won’t get me, I’ll help it get you

Oh Yeah

My thoughts exactly, and I would attempt to sing it, but no one in all of my 80 years ever, EVER, liked my singing.