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Old 05-13-2020, 07:50 AM
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Default Trip to Walmart while preoccupied.

Was thinking about a lot of stuff yesterday on my trip to Walmart.

I got out of the golf cart and walked toward the line to get into Walmart. No problems so far but the lady taking the head count had a funny expression on her face when she saw me coming. I thought NOTHING about it.

It is about NOTHING, I thought.

Kept going in and picked up a grocery cart.

Got some donuts but the two repairmen near one of the meat displays seemed amused by something.

Minding my own business I continued shopping and stopped by to get some of the new Blu-Rays like Harrison Ford's The Call of the Wild .

Almost bumped into a cute blonde woman coming around a corner who also seemed to be acting NOTHING but a little weird.

Also noted a woman I know who works at Walmart who glanced at me a little too long for my comfort. I have been acquainted with her since she was very young.

I proceeded to check-out where I tried to figure out what was going on. But did manage to ask the cashier when the Subway might be opening up as I did have my priorities. She did not know but wondered herself.

There were two ladies counting heads when I got out of the Walmart store both of whom seemed rather to be having a laugh at something.

I started to put stuff away in the golf cart and saw the blonde I had almost run into as she put her grocery cart away. I was parked near one of the grocery cart return spots.

She went away but I still could not put my finger on what was going on?

I got in my golf cart and noticed that my shirt had a bulge. It was over my pants. The belt had not been fastened right and about a good seven inches of it was flapping around and not for NOTHING.

I had been looking straight ahead most of the time I was in Walmart thinking about obstacles and wondering what was going on after my encounter with the lady taking the head count for people arriving into Walmart.

I have to learn to look down before entering stores.

I did correct the problem before heading to Publix, Ace and the Belvedere Library in the golf cart and with the belt fastened properly.

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