Man - And I thought Sadie Mae was mentally challenged. Ya suppose she'd get lost in the snow? I hate snow anymore so it aint happenin.
Sadiegans - I came home the other day only to find the CD, AM, FM player that I HAD on the lower deck was relocated to the side yard. Antenna was gone. Cord missing. Beach Boys CD still in it.
Sadiegans -
AmBiencr commercial has a rooster that sounds the ol' cock o doodle do. Sadie goes nuts and starts barking.
Sadiegans - Came home today and found one of mrs F's shoe soles devoured.
Sadiegans - Realized that PIA can now reach M & M's on kitchen counter that are in fancy bowl. Co-located near house phone. House phone found on floor. You know what they call M & M's when there's only one left?
M...........................Line used from the great George Carlin.
She left me one.
Sadiegans - Neighbor calls me on my cell and says "You may want to close the garage door. Sadie is standing on the hood of the Corvette. Holy
You
get off the car.
Sadiegans - Yesterday I heard a crash in the garage. It was a 40-50 lb bag of dog food that I'd just bought. I told mrs F to make sure she kept the garage door closed to keep Sadie Mae out of it. Guess who didn't close the garage door?
Sadiegans - We didn't put up any Christmas lights outside this year. We had decorative bows placed on the outside security lights. Keyword
HAD.
I haven't had a drink in almost 29 years. She's about to make me start. The stock market I can handle. PIA is questionable.