And that’s the news from Lake WoeBeGone, where all the women are rich, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
The vast majority of Minnesota is blessedly free of the sorts of people who commit arson, riot, loot, or sell drugs. It’s a beautiful state with lots of lakes and fields and forests and people with blond hair and vaguely Scandinavian accents, like my ancestors.
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