Very sad sports story.....
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Sterling Hgts., Michigan
Michigan State Police have recovered the
body of an adult male (age approx. 72) from Plum
Creek at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to
excessive alcohol consumption. An empty 12 Pack
of Budweiser Beer lay near-by. He was wearing a
Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings and a
red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in
his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to
spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Reported by Fumar
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