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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Sterling Hgts., Michigan
Michigan State Police have recovered the
body of an adult male (age approx. 72) from Plum
Creek at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to
excessive alcohol consumption. An empty 12 Pack
of Budweiser Beer lay near-by. He was wearing a
Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings and a
red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in
his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to
spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Reported by Fumar
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What a thoughtful police department...
