I really don't belong in this thread because I do not have a cold. But when I saw what you were whining about, it made me think of this old You Tube clip. Many, many months ago, this was posted on TOTV. But I think the occasion warrants a rerun.
btw, if anyone can understand what the paramedic says to the wife as he is leaving and she tells him she has a cold, too, please interpret for me. Since the first time I heard this thing, I have tried repeatedly to figure out what he says at that point. It is after he makes a face at her. It sounds like he is asking her if she has ever heard of something -- but I do not know what that something is. If you know, please tell me.
This is "Man Cold."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6DktXFvg4
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