The Nose Job , and Babs Kramer. (specifically) when the landlord says this line to describe Kramer's mom:

The woman used to walk around here half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a

can. Her big fat stomach hanging out, orthopedic hose up to her knees,

screaming down the hall, "Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape, and bring

back that box of Danish!"