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Old 09-23-2020, 01:03 PM
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LOL... No bacon for the Spoiler for awhile.

I do get to eat 6 times a day right now though. But only what can flow through the 1/4” piece of aquarium tubing that some silly Doc poked into my tum tum a couple of weeks ago.

Not sure how many of you have ever had a feeding tube, but this being my first experience, it really ain’t that bad. Doesn’t hurt and you can eat pretty fast if you have a big enough funnel.

One serious note....It’s important not to try to feed yourself while sitting buck naked on one of them cheapo vinyl folding chairs. Why you might ask.. Well if it’s humid out, you can airlock if you ain’t careful.

I almost had a serious problem with this the other day when it first happened to me. All was going good, until I airlocked and one of my tennis shoes immediately blew off and almost went through the TV screen. (Mrs Spoiler would have really been torqued if she’d had to miss one of her programs.. )

Nothing else to report right now...

Be safe out there...
Now there's NOTHING but a visual..

Couldn't they stick a relief valve up your... Never mind.. lol
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