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Originally Posted by tony
Hey, Boomer, I checked that page and I don't see any listing there for English majors.
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Dear Mr. Tony, Mr. Admin, Sir:
My, my! You certainly seem to have an inordinate amount of concern over the whereabouts of English majors here on TOTV.
I noticed last week that you had actually started a thread asking people about their majors. And I am quite certain that you thought that such a thread start was from genuine interest, on your part, in the majors of members herein. And on the surface, your thread start quite easily could have appeared as such.
But I could see far more in what you wrote. I could see deep meaning. I think I saw some symbolism. And I know I have spotted a motif or two within your posts about English majors in other threads, too.
What drives you, Mr. Admin, to feel the need to try to get your bearings as to just where all the English majors might be found? I noticed in that thread that there seems to be a myriad of English majors around here. Some of whom had the good sense to go to law school.
I feel that somehow you have it in your head that I could possibly be an English major. Have you not seen my punctuation done at whim? Have you not seen my sentence fragments all over the place? Have you not seen my besmirching of Emily Dickinson? Do you think those things are red herrings?
What is with your obvious fear of English majors, Mr. Tony?
Have you never, ever, ever been inspired by an English major?
Boomer