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Originally Posted by Rapscallion St Croix
I'll never post a limerick, I would rather be dead
If I ever post a limerick, shoot me in the head
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Plantation shutters make people mad.
We need to pay them to get glad.
It's wrong to gather unless you protest.
Two old guys put our patience to the test.
Did we used to be better and happier?
Or did the whole world just get sappier..........
Everybody is mad as ****
And that is not the end of it.
Should we go out. Should we stay in?
Should we just sit here in the Looney bin?
The media tells us what to do,
And they are all under twenty two.
They're rioting in Africa and starving in Spain
Hurricanes in Florida and Texas needs rain.
The Kingston Trio doesn't sing anymore.
And Rudy G. is now messing around with a bore.
The news is depressing, the whole world is stressing.
And Joe and Don, they keep pressing
For our vote.
And that is all she wrote.