sorry charlie...
You don't understand. You will never, EVER, be as patriotic as the OP. He/she really loves our flag...I mean REALLY loves it...in a totally normal and not weirdly cultish way at all. I bet he/she has like 4 or 5 of them on the golf car to shame us all for not being as uber patriotic. I, for one, feel properly owned and will re-evaluate my priorities...maybe at halftime.
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