[graciegirl]

Miss Gracie, The Villages FASHION Guru is giving gentlemen advice. PUH-Leeze don't comb it over or wear a rug, let your CLEAN hair flow in the breeze in a natural way. ANOTHER thing, if you are fortunate enough to still be sporting a full head of hair, do NOT allow The Village hair cutters to have at it without a discussion, warning, signing of contract or threat of bodily harm, because every last man jack of them, or woman jack of them is out to give you a GEEZER hair cut. Tell them to use scissors and that you can afford to come back for another haircut before the summer. We are not talking a cute buzz like the Marines here, we are talking a genuine, dumb looking, shaved up to the longer hair on top, GEEZER cut. You have been warned. Also, it may be time to update your glass frames. The large plastic frames are out.

I just couldn't help myself.

Oh gosh, I have left myself wide open for bashing. I know I wore floods just yesterday.

The bottom line is that people don't really care much how anyone looks. This is a comfortable place and an accepting place and I was just kidding.