RING...
SCSO: "Sumter County Sherriff's Office, what is your emergency?"
CB: "This is Citizens Bank, and we are being robbed!"
SCSO: "I'm sorry, but all our deputies are backed up with mask mandate calls. But, can you provide a description of the suspects, while we make our way there?"
CB: "There are 3 men with masks on."
SCSO: "Well...FINALLY someone listens!"
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