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Old 11-23-2020, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ts12755 View Post
I have trouble lighting a chuck roast.
Yeah, witches are usually drier since they're made of wood and float. Plus their robes and pointy hats are often old and threadbare so they go up fast.

Chuck however is all sweaty and angry. He complains the whole time. Like trying to start a fire with wet newspaper, or did you mean something else?