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Originally Posted by Hancle704
Q. What can't you get in TV that you would like to have available?
A. A parking space near Market Square in LSL on weekend evening.
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From what I can see, it's "create your own" in LSL. There are always cars/carts creating spaces in the lot behind the new redsauce restaurant. Why, just the other day, a fine gentleman nearly ran me over with his golf cart because he was driving on the sidewalk next to the canal to create a space in the grass (it's a shame that he was damaging the beautiful landscaping in the area). When I mentioned to him that he was driving on the SIDEWALK, he gave me a friendly wave (though he seemed to have trouble using all but the middle finger). He also made some comments suggesting that my buttocks are very intelligent, that I have an intimate relationship with my mother and that my mother's marital status at my birth may have been questionable.
I have never been to LSL and not been able to find a legitimate space. Yes, it is sometimes all the way back by the bank drive-thru, but there is a space. But, by the time I hoof it to the square, I'm beat!