Was watching
The Mentalist this evening. One of the characters, played by Tim Kang, is a very serious, seldom shows emotion, never jokes cop. This self-important "friend of the Attorney General" threatens him with the following: "I could make one phone call and ruin your life." Kang's character very quietly deadpans: "The best I've ever done with one phone call was to order a pizza."
I don't know if it was really that funny, but I definitely ROTFLMAO.
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