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01-16-2021, 02:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnN
Tip #1 - An alligator is fast, even on land. Twice as fast as most people, which is about four times faster than us Villagers. You cannot outrun the gator. So if you're walking with your wife by a pond and you see a gator approaching. Run, run fast. And remember you don't need to outrun the gator, just outrun your wife!
Just TEASING, it's better than politics and pandemics.
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Hmm wonder how fast my wife could run?
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