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Originally Posted by DAVES
Alligator. They are fast, and powerful. With a brain about the size of a pea. It does not need much of a brain as it has only two thoughts eat and reproduce.
I recall reading the only reason why man survived is that he does not taste good. However, with a good sauce-hey you can make anything taste good.
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I worked security and was called to several alligators who wandered into garages where the owners had left the door open. With this 4 footer, the owner only had a crutch so I proceeded to move him along. He was about outside when he spun around, grabbed the top cushion from the crutch and tossed it in the driveway. I was 4 feet away, looking at it and never saw him do it!! They are indeed fast and powerful.