Hey, ya old broad! Don't listen to all that mushy crap!
OK, so what if you're cute as a button! You need to get those toes fixed! (And don't make any fish comments, puh-lease!)
Wish you were here darlin'. And vetman and I are wishing you the Happiest Birthday's ever. You are truly a sweetheart and we love you. chels and vetman.
Don't let all of this go to your head you little witch!
(Oh! Did I spell that with a "W"???)
I got you something you will find amusing. If you ever get here!!!!!!!