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Originally Posted by Michael G.

A nun was in her office with her window open to a contraction project across the street. The contraction workers were swearing up a storm, and she was wondering if they knew "Jesus".
So when lunch break came, she took her lunch bag, walk across the street, climb up on pile of 2x4's, and ask the workers, "Do any of you know "Jesus"?

One worker said no, then howled up on the upper level, "Hey Pete, do you know "Jesus"?
Pete howlers down "No why?"
The worker said, "I think he's mother is here with his lunch."

I get the joke, but is a "contraction" project an undertaking to use more apostrophes as in can't, don't, won't etc. Or was it a "construction" project???