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Old 05-23-2021, 06:46 AM
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Lawyer having a casual discussion with a Cop just before a trial and cross-exam.

Lawyer: When you testify later, I could just accept your testimony as the truth.

Cop: Well, I do intend to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Lawyer: Or, I could bring out my inner powerful self and cross exam you until you can't think straight, you'll say whatever I want you to say. My ego will expand even more and I'll go home and be a stallion with my wife tonight. Think you can top that?

Cop: I don't know, sir. Give me your wife's name and address and I'll try my best.