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Old 05-23-2021, 08:36 AM
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A businessman needed to estimate the height of a building, so he consulted an engineer, an architect, and a lawyer. The engineer used a surveying level and compass to calculate the height. The architect counted the floors and measured the height of each floor. But, when he went to the lawyer, the lawyer locked the door, closed the blinds, and said, "how high do you want it to be?"