People were drinking in the bar when suddenly a man stood up and yelled “All lawyers are A-Holes!” It got really quiet for a moment and then gradually people started talking and drinking again. Shortly thereafter the man stood up again and yelled “All lawyers are A-Holes! It got quiet again and another man stood up and yelled “I resent that statement!” The first man said “Why, are you a lawyer?” The second man said “no, I’m an A-hole.”
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