Pension sex
> Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
> 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
> 'Pension sex?'
> 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
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my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. 
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