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Old 06-05-2021, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby View Post
The only things that won't spit dead leaves, flowers, or have to be trimmed, are fake flowers and fake trees. You still have to clean the lizard poop off those once in awhile though.

Your best bet is to get rid of ALL nature, put down pavement, and call it a patio.
I think you're taking my post too literally.
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