Played Palmer yesterday.......nice conditions.
Our group (who had two carts) watched the group ahead of us with three carts.
A lot of holes, three carts in the fairway.
The crazy sight was when the Amb joined the three carts in the fairway.
The Amb stopped by our group & we said....So you caught them all 3 in the fairway.
The Amb said.......no, they are doing jus fine.
Well okay then.
Dave Letterman's Top Ten reasons not to ride with a stranger:
> They smoke cigarettes
> They talk too much
> They smell
> Their definition of bad weather is much different than yours.
> Forced to discuss: Impact Fee, Dog Poop, Best Pizza
> They analyze every frig-n shot
> Medical Condition: If you must leave the course asap.
> They play music too loud.
> Sexual advances.
> It's a Yesteryear cart........too tight & damn doors.
> Too much perfume/cologne
> No cooler
> They keep explaining how they shot under par yesterday.
> Bad driver
> Oversized person.
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