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Old 03-27-2009, 07:36 AM
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how to better the world
150 ways to be kind to your fellow man
how to make your wife happy
how best to work in harmony with your business partners
peace and fun
How to make a million dollars a year
how to remove calories from fatty food
100 ways to appeal to young babes
how to have fun when alone
exciting ways to use the golden rule
answers to every question in the world
how to look like someone else in a sticky situation
jokes for the judge
how to make your own farts

TH,

About those apps.......

Yours are sending mixed messages. "How to Make Your Wife Happy" and "100 Ways to Appeal to Young Babes"??? And, besides, TH, just so you know, there are not "100 Ways to Appeal to Young Babes." There is only one way. "How to Make a Million Dollars a Year" sounds like it addresses the issue.

But, TH, I really think you could probably make a million dollars a year if you know somebody who could write an app for you to market called "How to Taze Guys in Front of You for the Golf Course Restroom."

Boomer

Last edited by Boomer; 03-27-2009 at 07:43 AM.