QUOTE=Boomer;196127]To pee or not to pee? That is the question.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows and bad aim of construction workers,
Or to take up arms against a sea of pee,
By going to the POA, the HOA, the PRUS,
And through the power of paying the fee to pee,
Gain access only by noble plastic card,
And henceforth, banish all Restroom signs from TV,
Replacing them with signs that say “Swipe & Wipe.”
But, in doing so, entitled ones may doom themselves to sleepless nights,
Lying awake, inviting madness,
Lying awake, wondering when oh when,
Will such a deed come back to haunt?
Alas, when will the phony, fake ID’s appear?
Thus changing all TV Restroom signs, once more,
To “Fake and Shake.”
Adieu,
Boomer[/QUOTE]
Very good, indeed!
Thanks for adding some levity to the discussion.